Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, read more

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what read more

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never read more

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your read more

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.