These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your read more

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, read more

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what read more

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never read more

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took read more

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.