It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took read more

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what read more

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your read more

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.