Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your read more

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never read more

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took read more

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.