I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your read more

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never read more

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what read more

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.