These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, read more

Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

When it's breezy, hit it easy.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what read more

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.