Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep read more

Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.

Focus on competition has always been a formula for mediocrity.

Focus on competition has always been a formula for mediocrity.

My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.

The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.