Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more

I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

My potential speaks for itself.
(who finished the year ranked 111 in 1998.)

My potential speaks for itself.
(who finished the year ranked 111 in 1998.)

The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.

The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.