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    Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

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I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

by Roger Kahn Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all read more

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.

by George Orwell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to read more

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

by Wayne Gretzky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball is almost the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.

Baseball is almost the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated.

by Mark Beltaire Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

by Daniel R. Evans Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball is a game of inches.

Baseball is a game of inches.

by Branch Rickey Found in: Baseball Quotes,
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his read more

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.

by Hugo L. Black Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

by Harry Caray Found in: Sports Quotes,
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