Wilson Mizner

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.