Wilson Mizner

The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.

The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work read more

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept destructive criticism. Without 100% dedication, you won't be able to do this.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.