They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

Focus on competition has always been a formula for mediocrity.

Focus on competition has always been a formula for mediocrity.

I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was read more

I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.
(on the career dedication of her husband, the Miami Dolphins' coach)

My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in read more

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.