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Those who complain how the ball bounces are often the ones who dropped it.
Those who complain how the ball bounces are often the ones who dropped it.
Bulls do not win bull fights. People do.
Bulls do not win bull fights. People do.
It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991)
It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991)
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better read more
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part read more
What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else read more
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
