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    I am the most loyal player money can buy.
    (Pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Houston Astros, Milwaukee Brewers, Oakland Athletics and California Angels)

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

by George Carlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The only one who can beat me is me.

The only one who can beat me is me.

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Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

by Gladiator's Salute Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

by Alberto Tomba Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the read more

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

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Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

by Bob Wilkerson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

by Darrel Chaney Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

by Joe Garagiola Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory.

Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory.

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