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    I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
    (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)

Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)

by Leon Wood Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.

by Pete Dye Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

by Rogers Hornsby Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

by Thomas J. Watson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

by Robert Lynd Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

by Joe Garagiola Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Winning is not a sometime thing; it’s an all time thing. You don’t win once in a while, you don’t read more

Winning is not a sometime thing; it’s an all time thing. You don’t win once in a while, you don’t do things right once in a while, you do them right all the time. Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

by Vince Lombardi Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

by Captain James Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.

The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.

by William Van Horne Found in: Sports Quotes,
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