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    I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
    (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

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You find that you have peace of mind and can enjoy yourself, get more sleep, and rest when you know read more

You find that you have peace of mind and can enjoy yourself, get more sleep, and rest when you know that it was a one hundred percent effort that you gave -- win or lose.

by Gordie Howe Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

by Captain James Found in: Sports Quotes,
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This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

by Ted Walsh Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

by Gerald R. Ford Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)

I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)

by Billy Loes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

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I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear read more

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

by Shaquille O'neal Found in: Sports Quotes,
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[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse.

[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse.

by Mike Tyson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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A good hitter has timing.
A good pitcher upsets timing.

A good hitter has timing.
A good pitcher upsets timing.

by Warren Spahn Found in: Sports Quotes,
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