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    Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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I am the most loyal player money can buy.
(Pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Houston Astros, Milwaukee Brewers, read more

I am the most loyal player money can buy.
(Pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Houston Astros, Milwaukee Brewers, Oakland Athletics and California Angels)

by Don Sutton Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Durability is part of what makes a great athlete.

Durability is part of what makes a great athlete.

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But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)

by Steve Spurrier Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991)

It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991)

by Alan Kulwicki Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

by Greg Norman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to read more

I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

by John Kruk Found in: Sports Quotes,
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We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where read more

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play.

by Pat Williams Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

by Tito Fuentes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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