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Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across read more
Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)
Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!
Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich read more
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in read more
If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive read more
I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)
I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)
I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)
My potential speaks for itself.
(who finished the year ranked 111 in 1998.)
My potential speaks for itself.
(who finished the year ranked 111 in 1998.)