I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where read more

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Nobody roots for Goliath.

Nobody roots for Goliath.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.

Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.