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    I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
    (after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)

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The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

by John Francombe Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink.

Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink.

by Marv Harshman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

by Thomas J. Watson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

by Mike Newlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier than all the read more

I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

by Martina Hingis Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best read more

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

by Bill Veeck Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - read more

There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - the ambassador at the head of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom, but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.

by Charles Spalding Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991)

It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991)

by Alan Kulwicki Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Sports is the toy department of human life.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

by Howard Cosell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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