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    One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
    (when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

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Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres.

Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres.

by David Coleman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I love the winning, I can take the losing, but most of all I Love to play.

I love the winning, I can take the losing, but most of all I Love to play.

by Boris Becker Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

by George Carlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, read more

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.

by Tommy Bolt Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

by John Kruk Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's read more

I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.

by Earl Warren Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

by Dizzy Dean Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust read more

Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?

by Unknown Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and read more

There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and it is no more ignoble to attend a wrestled performance of suffering than a performance of the sorrows of Arnolphe or Andromaque.

by Roland Barthes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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