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    One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
    (when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

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With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am read more

With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.

by Art Hill Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

by Harry Carpenter Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

by Joe Adcock Found in: Sports Quotes,
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He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go read more

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

by Gary Mccord Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago...

Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago...

by David Coleman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Sports is the toy department of human life.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

by Howard Cosell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - read more

There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - the ambassador at the head of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom, but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.

by Charles Spalding Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'

There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'

by Joaquin Andujar Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Charles Shackleford Found in: Sports Quotes,
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