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    One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
    (when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

by Joe Theismann Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

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They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

by Tito Fuentes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

by Bob Wilkerson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'

There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'

by Joaquin Andujar Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

by Charles Shackleford Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.

The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.

by Timothy Gallwey Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.

by Pete Dye Found in: Sports Quotes,
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