When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his read more

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of.

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball.

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball.