I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
(recounting what he told a player read more

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
(recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D)

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same read more

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.

The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.

Use it or lose it.

Use it or lose it.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Durability is part of what makes a great athlete.

Durability is part of what makes a great athlete.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.

Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.