Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts.

Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

The integrity of the game is everything.

The integrity of the game is everything.

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.