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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)
Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
World records are only borrowed.
World records are only borrowed.
He wants Texas back.
(when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming read more
He wants Texas back.
(when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations)
The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)
The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)
The only one who can beat me is me.
The only one who can beat me is me.
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.
Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)
