My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining read more

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982)

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you read more

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.