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The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood read more
The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white read more
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust read more
Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?
I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.
I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.
You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.
Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.
He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'
(on his 11-year-old son's reaction read more
He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'
(on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers)
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear read more
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.