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You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and read more
There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and it is no more ignoble to attend a wrestled performance of suffering than a performance of the sorrows of Arnolphe or Andromaque. rn
Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball.
Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball.
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more
 One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football? 
(asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning) 
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same read more
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register.
The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register.
 Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject. 
(recounting what he told a player read more 
 Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject. 
(recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D) 
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the read more
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It is alright to be disappointed, but a winner can never allow himself to be discouraged.
It is alright to be disappointed, but a winner can never allow himself to be discouraged.