They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Tom.
(New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966)

Tom.
(New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966)

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)