Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.