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    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

by Joe Garagiola Found in: Sports Quotes,
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But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)

by Steve Spurrier Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

by Barry Switzer Found in: Sports Quotes,
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He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a read more

He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can.

by Jack Nicklaus Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

by Hunter S. Thompson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside

There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Every time you go out on the ice, there are slight flaws. You can always think of something you should read more

Every time you go out on the ice, there are slight flaws. You can always think of something you should have done better. These are the things you must work on.

by Dorothy Hamill Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.

I don't know if I even have an aura, man. I just try to win.

by Tiger Woods Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

by George Rogers Found in: Sports Quotes,
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