I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more

I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

The integrity of the game is everything.

The integrity of the game is everything.

There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and read more

There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and it is no more ignoble to attend a wrestled performance of suffering than a performance of the sorrows of Arnolphe or Andromaque.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.

The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.