Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

The only one who can beat me is me.

The only one who can beat me is me.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

The integrity of the game is everything.

The integrity of the game is everything.

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to read more

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)

Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".