You May Also Like / View all maxioms
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated read more
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)
They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)
They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts.
Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts.
Athletes have studied how to leap and how to survive the leap some of the time and return to the read more
Athletes have studied how to leap and how to survive the leap some of the time and return to the ground. They don't always do it well. But they are our philosophers of actual moments and the body and soul in them, and of our maneuvers in our emergencies and longings.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.