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Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every read more
Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
 Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)  
 Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters) 
Wrestling is ballet with violence.
Wrestling is ballet with violence.
Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.
Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.
Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.
Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am read more
With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
The integrity of the game is everything.
The integrity of the game is everything.