I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make read more

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.

Use it or lose it.

Use it or lose it.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.