I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

Fans don't boo nobodies.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

I run because it's my passion, and not just a sport. Every time I walk out the door, I know read more

I run because it's my passion, and not just a sport. Every time I walk out the door, I know why I'm going where I'm going and I'm already focused on that special place where I find my peace and solitude. Running, to me, is more than just a physical exercise... it's a consistent reward for victory!

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)

It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.
(after winning the Grand Slam Cup.)

I've won at every level, except college and pro.

I've won at every level, except college and pro.

The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.