Sports is the toy department of human life.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

I love the winning, I can take the losing, but most of all I Love to play.

I love the winning, I can take the losing, but most of all I Love to play.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.

Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on read more

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.