Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire first.

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, you must set yourself on fire first.

Come home to men's business and bosoms.

Come home to men's business and bosoms.

Enthusiasm is everything. It must be taut and vibrating like a guitar string.

Enthusiasm is everything. It must be taut and vibrating like a guitar string.

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.

Whales only get harpooned when they come to the surface, and turtles can only move forward when they stick their read more

Whales only get harpooned when they come to the surface, and turtles can only move forward when they stick their neck out, but investors face risk no matter what they do.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect.

Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.