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Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
When our vices leave us, we flatter ourselves that we are leaving them.
When our vices leave us, we flatter ourselves that we are leaving them.
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
Idleness is the beginning of all vices.
Idleness is the beginning of all vices.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners -- your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards read more
Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners -- your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards -- who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute.
A fat kitchen, a lean will.
A fat kitchen, a lean will.
Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish read more
Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish it would.
