A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

My very first lessons in the art of telling stories took place in the kitchen . . . my mother read more

My very first lessons in the art of telling stories took place in the kitchen . . . my mother and three or four of her friends. . . told stories. . . with effortless art and technique. They were natural-born storytellers in the oral tradition.

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

Vice is such a hideous creature, that the more you see of it the better you like it.

Vice is such a hideous creature, that the more you see of it the better you like it.

To a philosophic eye, the vices of the clergy are far less dangerous than their virtues.

To a philosophic eye, the vices of the clergy are far less dangerous than their virtues.

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish read more

Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish it would.