One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you read more

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.

Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.

Folks who have no vices have plaguey few virtues.

Folks who have no vices have plaguey few virtues.