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    The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.

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The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

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Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at read more

Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of your first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they read more

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.

by Gloria Steinem Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

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In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.

In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.

by Croesus Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a read more

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.

by Jonathan Swift Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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