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    The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.

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Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

by Mark Twain Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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How we dwelt in two worlds the daughters and the mothers in the kingdom of the sons.

How we dwelt in two worlds the daughters and the mothers in the kingdom of the sons.

by Adrienne Rich Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

by Lin Yü-tang Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

by Fred Astaire Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

by John Florio Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

by English Proverb Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

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