Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

What men and women need is encouragement. . . . Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him read more

What men and women need is encouragement. . . . Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues. Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits.

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.