Maxioms by Elayne Boosler
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
One man's wilderness is another man's theme park
One man's wilderness is another man's theme park
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
