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If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib;
she was really made from read more
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib;
she was really made from his funny bone.
All of the men on my staff can type.
All of the men on my staff can type.
Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears
Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions
I like men who have a future and women who have a past
I like men who have a future and women who have a past
Oh, woman, perfect woman! what distraction
Was meant to mankind when thou wast made a devil!
What read more
Oh, woman, perfect woman! what distraction
Was meant to mankind when thou wast made a devil!
What an inviting hell invented.