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How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.

How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.

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To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.

To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over read more

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say read more

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

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The lazy man gets round the sun as quickly as the busy one.

The lazy man gets round the sun as quickly as the busy one.

by R.t. Wombat Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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A great deal of laziness of mind is called liberty of opinion.

A great deal of laziness of mind is called liberty of opinion.

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A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, have condemned himself to second-rate thoughts, and to second-rate read more

A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, have condemned himself to second-rate thoughts, and to second-rate friends

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