Failure is not our only punishment for laziness: there is also the success of others.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness: there is also the success of others.

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say read more

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.

Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.

For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.

For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.

How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.