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    I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.

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The lazy man gets round the sun as quickly as the busy one.

The lazy man gets round the sun as quickly as the busy one.

by R.t. Wombat Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might read more

You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a ball rolling through it!

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Indolence is a delightful but distressing state. We must be doing something to be happy.

Indolence is a delightful but distressing state. We must be doing something to be happy.

by William Hazlitt Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.

Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.

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Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall read more

Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.

by Benjamin Franklin Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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It has been said that idleness is the parent of mischief, which is very true; but mischief itself is merely read more

It has been said that idleness is the parent of mischief, which is very true; but mischief itself is merely an attempt to escape from the dreary vacuum of idleness.

by George Borrow Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

by Anon. Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, have condemned himself to second-rate thoughts, and to second-rate read more

A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, have condemned himself to second-rate thoughts, and to second-rate friends

by Cyril Connolly Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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