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    I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.

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Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness; no laziness; no procrastination; read more

Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness; no laziness; no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

by Lord Chesterfield Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also read more

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.

by Agatha Christie Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.

To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.

How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.

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Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.

Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.

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You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might read more

You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a ball rolling through it!

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Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

by Anon. Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

by Granni Nazzano Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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A great deal of laziness of mind is called liberty of opinion.

A great deal of laziness of mind is called liberty of opinion.

by Unknown Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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