The really idle man gets nowhere; the perpetually busy man does not get much further.

The really idle man gets nowhere; the perpetually busy man does not get much further.

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say read more

I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness: there is also the success of others.

Failure is not our only punishment for laziness: there is also the success of others.

For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.

For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.

My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also read more

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.