Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to read more

Whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing it.

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also read more

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.

My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

The lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest and then becomes a host, and then read more

The lust for comfort, that stealthy thing that enters the house a guest and then becomes a host, and then a master.

For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.

For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.

How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.

How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over read more

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.