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    The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

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You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

by Henry Louis Mencken Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

by Ingrid Bergman Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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[I kiss the soil] as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is read more

[I kiss the soil] as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.

by Pope John Paul Ii Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Stolen kisses are always sweetest

Stolen kisses are always sweetest

by Leigh Hunt Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

by Bible Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous read more

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.

by Rebecca Romijn Stamos Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

by Chinese Proverbs Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

by George Brett Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

by Ingrid Bergman Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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