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    The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

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When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... read more

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

by Chico Marx Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

by Ingrid Bergman Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

by Chinese Proverbs Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

by Anita Loos Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship read more

The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.

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Take it and return it: the kiss of love

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

by Elinor Glyn Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

by Ingrid Bergman Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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A kiss may ruin a human life.

A kiss may ruin a human life.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

by Ernest Hemingway Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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