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    The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

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I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

by Jon Troast Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

by Ernest Hemingway Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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A kiss may ruin a human life.

A kiss may ruin a human life.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

by Bible Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

by George Brett Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

by Guy De Maupassant Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

by John Lennon Found in: Dating Quotes, Kissing Quotes,
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When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't read more

When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you...it's overwhelming.

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When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous read more

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.

by Rebecca Romijn Stamos Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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