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    The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

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Take it and return it: the kiss of love

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

by Elinor Glyn Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous read more

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.

by Rebecca Romijn Stamos Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

by Henry Louis Mencken Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

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Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

by Sylvia Plath Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people read more

Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.

by Drew Barrymore Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all read more

At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. All my longings, all my dreams and sweet anguish, All the secrets that slept deep within me came awake, Everything was transformed and enchanted, everything made sense.

by Hermann Hesse Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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