Henry Louis Mencken

Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

Going to school does not make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a read more

Going to school does not make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car