FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally read more

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do read more

What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon-forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, read more

The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon-forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heart-felt compliment, and the countless infinitesimals of pleasurable and genial feeling

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people read more

Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.

When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't read more

When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you...it's overwhelming.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.