Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

A kiss may ruin a human life.

A kiss may ruin a human life.

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.

Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do read more

What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.