You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally read more

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I read more

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

Take it and return it: the kiss of love