People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I read more

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

[I kiss the soil] as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is read more

[I kiss the soil] as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.

Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people read more

Kissing-and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. read more

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.

Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.