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A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one
A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon-forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, read more
The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon-forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heart-felt compliment, and the countless infinitesimals of pleasurable and genial feeling
Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. read more
Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I read more
When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.
The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of read more
The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous read more
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.
