If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love

Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... read more

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous read more

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest

Stolen kisses are always sweetest