You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

[I kiss the soil] as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is read more

[I kiss the soil] as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of read more

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love

Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases

Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases