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I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.
I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
You can't kiss an oil well.
You can't kiss an oil well.
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough
[I kiss the soil] as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is read more
[I kiss the soil] as if I placed a kiss on the hands of a mother, for the homeland is our earthly mother. I consider it my duty to be with my compatriots in this sublime and difficult moment.
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of read more
The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... read more
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous read more
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.