Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of read more

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth - for your love is more delightful than wine

You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest

Stolen kisses are always sweetest

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever