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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle read more
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any read more
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already read more
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds read more
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.