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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any read more
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds read more
It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, read more
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at read more
"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.