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My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery read more
My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy.
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labour by taking up another.
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labour by taking up another.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle read more
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at read more
"He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to."
