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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, read more
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
A joke is a very serious thing
A joke is a very serious thing
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental read more
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Life is short, wear tropical shirts.
Life is short, wear tropical shirts.
My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery read more
My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy.
